I am wanted by the police, the FBI, and the Department of Homeland Security for multiple acts of criminal cuteness.
I am unarmed and dangerous.
I am social. I like people and other dogs. But I don’t care about social media. You can be my brother Rufus’s friend on facebook.
Name Quentin Q Quinn, aka Quinn
Sex Male for a little while longer
Job Snarling, chasing
Turn-ons Stuffed animals without the stuffing, all meals
People ask me: Are you named for the ex-governor of Illinois? That girl on Glee? Sorry, no, I am a true original.